I Hate Clemson          
And You Should Too!
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                    I can't remember if the BBQ was mustard or ketchup based!

I won this many games at USC, and that's why I'm here with ya'll 2nd class losers! 

Q: How do you compliment a Clemson fan?
A: Nice tooth.

Q: What is the difference between a Clemson cheerleader and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells; the other is a fish.

Q: Why don't they teach sex ed and driver ed at Clemson in the same day?
A: They don't want the mule to get too tired!

Q: What do you call 32 Clemson women in one room?
A: A full set of teeth!

Q. How can we tell that the toothbrush was invented in Clemson?
A. Had it been invented elsewhere, it would have been called a "teethbrush."

Q: Why do migrating birds fly upside down over Clemson?
A: They figure there's nothing down there worth crapping on!

Q: How do you get the Clemson grad off your front porch.
A: Pay him for the pizza and tip him well.

Q: What is the difference between a Clemson divorce and a tornado?
A: I don't know, but someone's gonna lose a trailer.

Q: What did the Clemson city council do to slow the birth rate down in Clemson?
A: They outlawed family reunions.

South Carolina's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two-seat Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery earlier this afternoon in Clemson. Clemson search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far, and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.